KISS AND TELL — Coffee Shop

I am in my early 30's and have been single for quite some time, which honestly bothers the people around me more than it does me.  My parents are perpetually asking if I'm seeing anyone and making little comments about me being single.  My friends are even worse because we are all around the same age and they all know someone that would be perfect for me.  I almost always just listen politely and afterward it just turns into nothing but my one friend is persistent beyond imagination.  She means well and I think it's mostly cause she is happily...